"Ciar... Ciar! Are you still awake? There's something at the window. Tapping."
"Cathy. Trying to get to Heathcliff."
*hugs his cat*
"No, okay, I'm being stupid. But there's something there and I'm not looking, 'cause last time something tapped on my bedroom window at night, it was my sister in a clown mask and I had nightmares for weeks..."